You know your a female MMA fighter when..

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    Chad Moechnig
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    Post subject: You know your a female MMA fighter when.. Post Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:42 pm
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    A spinoff of “you know your a redneck”… There are a lot of weird little thins that distinguish you from “norml girls” and it will be fun to hear what everyone comes up with. Thought of this as I was rummaging through my purse, which leads me to #1

    You know you are a female MMA fighter when:

    You carry your mouthpiece in your purse “just in case” a training opportunity arises…

    You have to stop wearing skirts and shorts because your legs are so bruised up you look like a crack whore…

    You can no longer have long nails…

    When you go to the salon to get your hair cut, you can’t just get anything, you have to get something that can be pulled back in a pony tail and look good, and so your hair doesn’t get in your eyes…

    The only reason you care about your weight is to make sure you are able to make weight…

    People ask you if you are driving your “boyfriends car” because it is covered in Tapout and other fight stickers….

    You have become a makeup artist because you have had to learn how to cover up those black eyes from training for work…

    You use Albolene for cutting weight instead of as a makup remover…

    Your training partners absolutely don’t recognize you in your street clothes and done up….

    You used to wear small shirts, but now have to wear medium or large because they don’t fit your shoulders and biceps…
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    thatgirltasha
    Post subject: PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:50 pm

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    You have to wear obvious fight girl t-shirts when out with your significant other so they’re not accused of domestic abuse.
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    Maulinator
    Post subject: PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:21 pm
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    LOL! Yeah I get that alot too. I went to the store once with a nasty black eye and the lady said – “don’t worry honey – he’ll get his”

    Then I came to the same store with the same black eye and this time with 14 stiches above the other one and I told her “He got his, but I got this…”

    my poor little bro was with me both times and he still gets “stink eye” from her….
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    coslisa
    Post subject: PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:07 am
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    when the men you train with no longer ask if you are okay if they catch you with a good shot but ask you not to hurt them. 😀
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    Julliette
    Post subject: PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:03 am

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    ~pedicures are off limits because you worked WAY too hard for those calluses.
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    Rikki
    Post subject: PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:54 am
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    When you refuse to put makeup on during the day because you’ll only have to take it off when you get to the gym.
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    Maulinator
    Post subject: PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:22 pm
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    When you use cocoa butter instead of vaseline for you pre-fight lube job because it is non-comodogenic (won’t clog your pores)
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    bwilli27
    Post subject: PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:16 am

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    Rikki wrote:
    When you refuse to put makeup on during the day because you’ll only have to take it off when you get to the gym.
    Yeppers thats me right there, I dont even bother with makeup since I know it will eaither be sweat off me, or just a waste of time when I go to the gym 🙂
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